Letter from James

Mistress I enclose £10 to buy some of your cigarettes. This is not the bigger sum I promised which will follow. Please do not ignore me. Other men are members of your site. Why can't I be? Also, just 5 mins on the phone. Is that possible?

(Poor thing, sounds like he's getting desperate for attention!...As for members....Well, we haven't accepted applications for membership for weeks now. Obviously doesn't visit the site as often as he should. Some punishment on the way I do believe) - Mistress Severity